I named my daughter after a Indian man my wife and I met on a dusty dirt road deep in the heart of the Navajo Nation. No electricity, no running water, no internet out there. Dude was a sheep herder. His name was Marlow.

Also, I was raised by an ultra-feminist mother. So much of my childhood felt like she was fighting the gender war against me personally. Lol. All things male were bad. Getting caught looking at lingerie models in a Sears catalog = long lecture about objectification of women. Finding women’s bodies attractive was a…

Brooooooo, its depressing to read this stuff. And it’s pretty terrible advice to be giving to women (or men or children or anyone).

I actually work with domestic violence offenders in the Army. My whole thing is personal responsibility. An all too common scenario is guys saying their wife “started it” — threw dinner…

I got a little excited there... Repelling a light grab of the buttocks with a kick to the nuts isn’t proportionate so you’d lose a self-defense claim. Self defense would work if you slapped his hand away.

You can tell the judge that you were really mad, and talk about male privilege and the like, but those…

I hope you’re not giving legal advice. At common law, self defense works as a defense only if its the minimum necessary force to suppress an attacker. Repelling a light grab of the buttocks with a kick to

But hey, you’re probably good to go if you’re in a “Stand Your Ground” jurisdiction. Hell, you might as well…

“I need you to stop pushing this fucking narrative that men’s ballsacks are somehow worthy of anything. They aren’t.”

Amen brother. I got bullied all the time as a kid. Bullies literally threw rocks at me, punched, slapped, kicked me, etc. (No girls got anything near that level of punishment, but that’s not my point.) I learned 2 important lessons: (1) stay away from assholes, and (2) get stronger - mentally and socially.  Mainly, I…

Why not use “ilk” instead of “like”? Massive missed opportunity.

Even more depressing -- I saw Outkast a few years back. The crowd was all 30-something, white, former frat boys (myself included). The blacks never cease to surprise me!  

Goddamn Zapruder Film of urinal fights it is

Same with my boy Draymond and the nut kicks — it’s all reflexes!

No, hockey isn’t a sport. It’s a game of skill played with a stick, like billiards.

Also, I left her. It was epic! She was at work - the night shift. I grabbed all my stuff - and the kitten! - and I was gone like the wind. Went 100% no contact. It was a beautiful thing.

Ex-wife, silly. She was a much less hot, perhaps crazier version of Ms. Heard. Borderline personality disorder is a helluva thing.  My new, non-personality disordered wife is awesome! Only drama from her is that one time per month. But I weather the storm like a champ! We even have a kid! A kid that’ll grow up with a…

See above.

Amber was arrested in an airport (of all places, lol) in 2009 for hitting her then girlfriend. That’s batshit crazy. Of course that doesn’t mean that Johnny doesn’t also have some psycho in him. He’s just got no history of it.

I actually work with domestic violence perps. In most cases, both parties are at fault.…

I’m an active-duty Army officer. I’ve had Jesus-related mandatory prayer shoved down my throat for 15 years. It sucks because at least 25% of us are not Christian. Yes, there are LOTS of atheists in foxholes.

Shit I turned to booze and benzos when my first wife turned psycho. Could happen to anyone.

His marrying a hot, young, fun psychopath phase surely accelerated the aging process

Also, you’re clearly a huge pussy.