Don’t forget the immediate followup by a bunch of posts splintered from The Inventory with their affiliate tag, because Gizmodo and the G/O Media Union sure loves to profit off of this garbage

Meanwhile rural Amazon Prime customers... have not received 2 day or even 3 day delivery since the pandemic began.

Cool, let’s let our postal carriers suffer even longer with vehicles that catch fire and are inadequate in literally any weather.

How do I file a grievance against the G/O union for your garbage writing?

Can we stop covering this fuckstick or forcing this story up to the top slots on the homepage?

You mean Facebook, right?

Jesus Christ can your writing get any more fucking stupid?

Have the planes crashed yet? No? Then the airlines can shut the fuck up and stop asking for another bailout for avionics upgrades they didn’t need.

NY only pays new plow operators roughly $16 an hour. I’d rather work at McDonald’s.

The GMGU lets the writers get away with literally anything these days with impunity.

“only on its streaming service”

Did you have to make it a Tesla hit piece again? Fucking stop.

I didn’t think Jason’s writing could go lower but here we are

RIP the ThinkPad brand

Gizmodo readers deserve better these days. Same with everything across the G/O lineup. We keep getting piles of slideshows, crappy splinters, loads of content that doesn’t fit Gizmodo...

Do you expect Jalopnik to have good writers anymore? They’re all unionized schmucks that don’t care because their shitty writing won’t get them in trouble thanks to the Sham Shield.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Can’t wait to install that malware onto my PC.

For what it’s worth, this isn’t Comcast (or any other MSO’s) first foray into ‘smart homes’. They used to sell an “intelligent home” product (as did, well, a bunch of others) that got killed off fairly quickly because they realized cable techs doing alarm installs was kinda stupid.

All this is going to do is shift the natural gas consumption *even more* onto the electric plants relying on it for... crappy, inefficient electric appliances?