You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a gun.

The embedded one in the story. Both camera angles show his left leg was up when he was tackled.

He grabbed his left shin when the tackle took out his right one (or, MAYBE) his left ankle but his left shin was untouched.

Generally I’d agree with you, but local sports programming sucks.

Does this mean Colorado is big-time now?

I loved this movie as a kid!

He thinks the Houston Rockettes performed at the inauguration.

“Grizzlies” is really her code word for “poor, brown-skinned people.”

Are you talking about baseball?

Ducks are known to be into water sports.

Or the Kevin Farley of sports announcing.

The first of many things nagging me about the Cars universe is the joke about the minivan on the highway CARRYING A MATTRESS ON ITS ROOF! What does an anthropomorphic car need with a mattress?

3rd Assistant Jizzidue Engineer.

Chris Berman is like herpes then?

I think the only thing that would make him cheeto-non-grata would be if it came out he was the actual father of one or more of Ivanka’s kids.

Well, he is enrolled at Oklahoma…

Couldn’t another theory be that human females don’t (physiologically) show they’re “in heat?” A penis bone wouldn’t do the male any good if they’re not sure there’s a chance of impregnation.

I agree that what the D did is bullshit, but I’m guessing he doesn’t pull that crap with any other pick up players (even celebrities not named Bieber - this was in L.A. where famous drop-ins are not surprising).

Do you really think the D would have done that to any other rec player not named Bieber? I’ll bet he saw a chance to screw with a “celebrity.”