It's a ford taurus of some variation.

I'll bet you a 4 door, rwd, alfa romeo that this isn't going to happen.

So glad I'll be able to "ball out" in a "baby" g-class. Super baller.

YESSSS. Although, might've lost some of that front lip on the mini carousel.

Enough said.

I always get angry and run towards passing high speed cars when I smoke weed. Knew it.

And why exactly is he a particularly cool customer? He did everything he was supposed to do, but I imagine he was anything but cool in his head. That's nothing to be ashamed of at all, but what does not cool in your mind look like? Hits brakes, find they don't work, and starts screaming and flailing his arms in…

There's a difference between "celebrities" and "people who happen to be on TV".

When I saw this pop up on the Jalop feed my eyes grew wide with awe and wonderment. He's basically reviewing the car that is his exact equal. Regular vs. Regular. Brilliant.

One more thing, he was parking his car on south 11th in Williamsburg. If you know that neighborhood, than you know that it is replete with spots at all times of day and night, every day of the week... and you live in Manhattan. :1

About a year ago, my friend purchased a 99' BMW 528i, with a modded exhaust and a similar overheating problem, not to mention suspension that had been lowered... badly. Over 200,000 miles on the clock as well. Now he only purchased the vehicle for $2500, which I'd say is an excellent deal if it weren't for the…

I was trying to make a joke. If you want to get serious:

Also, Luxembourg is a country, so is Monaco. I'd be surprised if a b-36 couldn't take them both out single handedly.

And Saturn is how you pronounce Vauxhall in the US.

I understand why it's called the peacemaker, but still, that doesn't make it any less ironic.

Basically every Mazda. I've had the pleasure of driving a couple and am always surprised that in spite of how ugly some look from the outside, how fun they are from the inside.

In that case, the title should be: "Corvettes, Ranked... In the Travis Universe."

I love how a plane's designation is "peacemaker" when it carries enough nukes to destroy an entire country.

I think you should write the director immediately and say exactly what you just said. You'd def get the job. Fo sho.

You guys forgot the most important rule of movie car chases: Clutch in + shift (up or down, doesn't matter) = power boost. Plus landing speeds of planes of that size tend to be more in the 200 mph range. So it can do burnouts at 200. My lexus es300 can do that.