That's the other cause. For some genetic reason, here in Chile everyboy has gallstones. Both of my parents had gallstones, so I'm pretty much screwed. However the main cause for pancreatitis around here is still alcohol, sadly.

Absolutely. Kids and ninjas should NOT EVER mix.

WINNING COMMENT!

I spent $100 in a continuous ink system and I then forgot about cartridges FOR FUCKING EVER.

Logic can only let us conclude that Thelma & Louise had a happy ending.

You could mold the cannons in soft rubber. I'd wear those and PEW PEW PEW everybody in my way.

Two words: Angry Missiles.

I'd buy it only if they guarantee me they can get the previous tennants out and get rid of all the cat urine smell.

Absolutely. Douglas Adams' quotes are welcome in every place and situation.

The doctors could also have tested her amylase/lipase levels, a lab test that was available since the late 80s.

It makes it understandable. Lame jokes that only some people understand: we are worse than astrophysicists at that.

Wrong place. Upper abdomen, epigastrium and both hypocondria. It's usually called a "girdled pain".

This would be great to have around as a standardized test for mobile medical labs. However for every other ocassion, there are already blood tests which are pretty quick to aid you in the diagnosis, not to mention that the localized and intense pain, the vomit and the shock give the diagnosis away pretty quickly. This…

DID YOU HEAR THAT, ALIENS? WE ARE NOT LISTENING TO YOU ANYMORE!

Forget the iPad. Why is there an impaled baby???

Utter insanity! What's next? Are they going to tell us that dinosaurs layed eggs?

Indeed. They even say that Tyranosaurs had feathers and behaved like chickens. Blasphemy! I say.

I'm sorry, I already saw a royal wedding when i was a kid, and I kow exactly how it ends.