I haven’t cried (yet) but that’s mostly because I still feel absolutely gutted.

i actually did try to put my cat on a leash once in some misguided attempt to let her enjoy the great outdoors. it ended with the cat glaring at me from an unreachable corner of the room and me yelling, “then stay in-fucking-side, i quit!”

my indoor cat has a collar with a bell because of her asshole tendency to sneak up behind people and yell-meow for no apparent reason. does that mean i’m jumpy? certainly. but a psychopath? only sometimes.

My dad went from being a pretty moderate Republican to a registered Democrat who still holds moderate Republican views. Trump was the final straw for him and I’m so proud.

or ambivert. i would always switch back and forth between e and i on the myers briggs test and didn’t know why until i realized that it’s possible to be both (which shouldn’t have been a surprise but it was for some reason?).

dude i’m praying the bridal room at my venue has a lock on the door for this very reason

i’ve heard that using a hairdryer on mosquito bites can also help though it never really worked for me.