One of the most annoying things about Sanders coverage was the running line that he didn’t know what he was doing, he just had fantastic reactions or some such nonsense.

My first live sports memory is the 1988 Holiday Bowl. I was seven. I didn’t know who Barry Sanders was, and, in fact, waited halfway through the second quarter before I asked my dad “who is the orange man?” He went for 5 TDs and 222 yards on 29 attempts. It’s like his fifth best game that year. He really was this cool…

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

“You better count the money

“Duel of the Fates” blows all of the fight scenes in the original trilogy out of the water.

“Luke and Vader did not have an epic fight in Empire”

Their fight in Jedi absolutely was epic.

If Ladd does not at all appear to be in any condition to drive a car

Bless your heart.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

“Today I wrote a piece attempting to explain the view of ordinary people (i.e. people who agree with me)." -Posted from inside a luxury bunker penthouse, eating raw oysters on furniture made of poor people standing very still. 

You might not like it, but Endgame is an objectively competent film.

If only there was some sort of giant mech robot that the players could get into that could have the ability to fall from space and be named as one of the names used frequently for Greek pagan deities that could be used to kill these dragons. Oh well.. it’s just my thoughts.

This sounds very much like a Bad Idea.

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show. 

Why couldn’t Drake have torn his Achilles? No matter which team you support here, I feel like we can all rally behind that!

I mean, you can.