Per the official MLB 2015 rulebook:

If you've ever looked at a map of Michigan, you've probably noticed that rather than being a straight line, the southern border has a jog in it.

18th in defense. No NBA champion has finished lower than 11th in defense in at least 30 years.

They’re based in Cleveland.

“I don’t respect him,” said Rowe, a 56-year-old who serves on the Caroline County board of education.

Someone else this guy didn’t respect: the fan sitting directly behind him.

Differences in mound height, equipment, segregation, variance and sundry drugs, and ball park dimensions makes any attempt to compare players across the various eras impossible. Throw in the fact that today’s players are larger, faster, and receive medical care unknown to players even a few decades ago and the attempt…

We live in the area. We’ve had enough of Mary Kay LeTourneau to last a lifetime already.

Aramaic

First you let a witch bless your legislature, and next thing you know you’re diverting aid to Hogsmeade and spending half your defense budget on developing anti-Dementor weapons. It’s a slippery slope, Iowa.

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

Tim Duncan put up 29/10 on 12-for-15 shooting in his 75th start of the season at age 38.

I bind you, Iowa legislature, from doing harm!
Harm to your state and harm to your constituents!

I’m pretty sure if Jesus was there, he’d be all like “where the fuck did all these Pharisees come from?”

Jesus would be pretty pissed about the whole Christian public prayer thing that they usually do before every session, given that whole speech he gave specifically prohibiting it. I doubt he’d be very concerned about what one Wiccan did, and more concerned about how most of his followers are getting his message so…

God I love when they’re all directly confronted with what inclusion means. If you’re gonna let one religion in, you have to let them all!

It is not possible to overuse that Tyrion GIF. No sarcasm.

He should just swing at anything pitched down the centaur

It really is remarkable that the Yankees managed to make A-Rod a sympathetic figure.