downstairsbrian
DownstairsBrian
downstairsbrian

Fukin rubio, Half our state is a national park!, fuck that fucking shit stain!!.

Fuck.The.GOP. Seriously.

Dear Republicans,

I live 10 minutes from Bunkerville, Nevada – ground zero for Cliven Bundy's war against anything he doesn't agree with. These people are ignorant hillbillies who cannot compose a coherent sentence, much less understand the lingering impact of the anarchy they propose. These are The People of Wal-mart, and they are

Hardly a surprise. Republicans only care about two things, making as much money as possible (all consequences be damned) and appealing to whatever crazy thing their extreme base wants to hear this week so they can stay in power to continue making as much money as possible.

Collin Farrell's mustache is my new spirit animal.

He’s right. Damnit. I hate Mark Cuban, but he’s right.

Why does HS BBall go from 4 quarters to College BBall 2 halves back to 4 quarters in the NBA? It make’s no sense.

it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

It is understandable to wonder “who cares?” at this point, as the NCAA obviously isn’t going to order a replay of the final three minutes of the game or anything like that.

“Got away with it for so long? This isn’t long at all, with the drinks and the long pants and the football and the pudding pops.....”

Also a fair representation of Drew’s reaction when a black person tries to talk to him on the subway.

This gif is so white that it gets pulled over by cops in bad neighborhoods to make sure that everything is OK and do you need help finding your way home Mr. Gif?

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

“Who the fuck is Drew Magary?”

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This should be everyone’s avatar for today.

I’m not sure a person can be any whiter than this.