I’m going to have to firmly disagree with this advice (the earrings part) if you are referring to men.
doveybutt
doveybutt
dad?!
really great follow up question. i want to say maple tree
none of you guys asked, but i think she probably smells like leaves
i like that
what do you guys think she smells like
LOL thank you for the un-grey, I’ve given up completely on ever having that kind of power. i replied to sheeshthesenames with the deets :)
ok I mean we were just trying to keep it “fresh” but like the paint was SO COLD and we were very concerned we were going to get Gold paint all over our rented apartment floor so we had like flip flops on and it was like awful just trying to get the D in when I’m like shivering. plus, maybe this is just an “us” thing…
Just want to let you guys know my husband and I did this and it was the WORST sex I’ve ever had
R u ok? Is Jessica Alba keeping you in her house?
We (who am I kidding, I) used Weddington Way for my bridesmaids and it was fantastic. Super easy. I thought it was particularly great because it made it extremely easy to pick out like 10+ different dress styles that were made from the exact same fabric. Those are kind of difficult to find and extremely important for…
whoa tig notaro actually never tweets it’s all always other comedians?!
Just FYI comedian Samantha Martin (@HiMyNameSam) took over Tig Notaro’s twitter today so actually Tig didn’t say that even though it looks like she did, idk, the world is funny sometimes i guess
i really miss this show. :(
YES we have an abundance. See: all doveybutt’s ex-boyfriends
being from Portland is really fucking embarrassing sometimes
uh yeah me too, i audibly gasped, and then cried (i think i’m pregnant?)
I was in Memphis for Thanksgiving and Stamos narrated the iPad Tour Thingy that you wore around Graceland and I LOVED IT
SPOILER ALERT this dentist weirdo I’m pretty sure gets a hometown date cause i saw them filming by the food cart pod near my work the other day
This was really wonderful and nice for me while I’m having a MAJOR fight with my husband over gchat, but then i clicked the sexual assault link and i am very bummed out