I prefer that.

Can’t do cider, I overdid it as a teenager. I like pork in cider, though. Lucky I don’t live in one of those “Sharia Areas” that people that have never even been to this island keep telling me about, I guess.

The rape gangs you speak of were real, however a) they were not exclusively Muslim (look into it, largely Muslim but actually a pretty diverse bunch, reflecting the demographics of the area) and b) rape and paedophilia are not exclusively Muslim problems (scandals surrounding sexual abuse in Catholic orphanages both…

OK, the Yakuza, then.

Oh, I know. I know some lovely, well informed, well educated Americans. I have been fortunate enough to travel in the US and have found much to admire within the culture. This idea that the UK is under threat from Muslim immigration seems to assume that our culture is fragile, where it is quite the opposite. I am a…

This whole “the UK has a Muslim problem” is bullshit. I’m in the UK, three doors down from the local mosque, as it happens. My girlfriend is all cleavage and tattoos, I can buy a beer on any street in any city I like, where is this sharia law I hear so much about from the other side of the Atlantic? ‘cause I can’t see…

Bar? You must mean a pub.

But in the UK it would be called a saloon, definitely not a coupe.

You must be new here

You know that Mad Max wasn’t a documentary, right?

This article is about Java, in Indonesia, which is not in the Pacific. It is obvious but you still don’t seem to have got it.

Nope

Pacific island?

On the one in the video, which is probably not available on the US.

It’s an endo if you just stop the bike, lifting the back wheel in the process, a stoppie is where you feather the front brake so that you actually roll on the front wheel while the rear is in the air.

And what cars are they producing exactly?

It’s got a turbo

It’s beautiful, I love it, but, take it from someone who lives in a metal box, black is a terrible colour for any metal box you plan on living in.

Nowadays that’s what people think an engine looks like. God I hate those plastic engine covers, if I ever own a car with one it’s going in the bin on the first oil change.

You are new here. Do not even speak of the Jalop card.