Are we certain he didn’t say: PEPPERMINT ROLL!!!!

No shit. There was a reason why all those kinds of cars were called the “Killer B’s”.

I thought Bill Cosby liked things that put out.

I’ve never driven a car that which I felt was “too much car”. Sportbikes, however, are another story...

Was that because it also has “Land” in the model name?

What if the bioweapon attack occurs on the inside.

I couldn’t agree more. Your gf does it best to me, too.

Mini retractable windmill.

I doubt it’s a requirement, other than the fact that it’s simply necessary to hold the wire in place. They must not have wanted to fuse or otherwise permanently attach the wire to the glass, itself, in the event that someone needs to replace a broken windscreen. But, still, it would seem that they could have pioneered…

If ever there were to be uniforms designed to perfectly exemplify the quality of the team wearing them, wouldn’t these be it?

Of course. That’s why it’s there. But you have to figure it’s quite low-voltage, so why couldn’t they have employed a much smaller gauge wire - also NOT encased in thick black plastic. Just poorly executed.

Really? The windshield is bigger than Oprah’s ass, and they couldn’t find a way to minimize this???

I think most of us agree that it’s not the sweetest looking girl at the dance. But that is 100% not the point. Knowing many people who already own the Model S, and from every single thing I’ve read from so many others who also own one; cross-shopping other premium brands based on looks was never (ever) in the cards.…

Exactly my point. You can’t much mess up an old Toyota truck.

Well, and no offense to Boston, but I’d be petrified to own ANYTHING nice in the city. Between the drivers, roads & weather, I’d stick with cheap transpo’.

Holy cow. Where on Earth (literally) do you live that you haven’t seen the Macan???

In my eyes, Porsche more than makes up for the Cayenne, with the exquisite Macan. It looks perfectly tailored, and has performance that eclipses 911 models from not so long ago.

Holy fuck. How was that not the actual keynote address, all on its own? That is worth the price of finally jumping on the 6s bandwagon.

I don’t know. The blue stuff in my 2005 STi held up flawlessly, and really was very nice to sit on. I doubt I’d want that on my steering wheel, but I’d gladly buy another car with similar panel inserts in the sear cushions.

What’s your point, bitch?