That’s not really true. Look into the history of the NRA. LaPierre and his cronies took over the NRA back in the 1970's because they were frightened that African American groups like the Black Panthers were arming themselves. Once they had control of the NRA they changed the focus of the group from shooting sports and…

I propose jail sentences based on the amount of money and/or goods stolen plus the cost of the trial, as an hourly rate based on minimum wage.

I was born to be number two.  I was gifted with a big foam hand holding up two fingers in my crib, long before I could even lift my hand.

Nah, like most minions we’re all equal in our secondness.

God damnit Whoopie, as if I didn’t love you enough already.

The primary reason beds are so short these days is people are all insisting on crew-cab pickups these days, and a crew-cab with a long box is a barge. Hard to find a parking place. Which is ridiculous, because the reason people are insisting on crew cabs is because they’re using them as family cars, when a minivan or…

The Cybertruck is not a truck at all. It’s a misguided SUV with some exterior stowage for urbanite Musk-a-holics. Exactly zero guys who actually use a pickup for work will even consider it.

This is more-or-less true, but it certainly wasn’t the Ranger people had been asking for.  I’ve still only seen one on the road and I was shocked at how big it was.

Super Super not safe for the lab, but a lovely metaphor for the Republican Party.

Maybe his name is just “Docoraius.”

(he is still a white man, and we are quite literally the worst)

But you shouldn’t have to do any of that.

I do. I say Trump blows. He’s too lazy to suck.

Forget the raft. Just put them on an airplane, set course for 30,000 feet over a flat rock, and drop them.

Tiffany. The one who isn’t pretty enough for Daddy to want to be his special daughter.

You’re going to need those oats to go with your hoof in your next meal.

Chapman’s ethos was “simplify and add lightness.” A VMAX engine is a V-4 while the Rocket III is an I-3. It’s a lot simpler.

I completely agree.  It’s just the culture behind these “awards” that’s rather corrupt.  It’s always the way.

Yup. Me!