Literally Falcon 1 had three failures before a success, out of only seven total launches. That was with the old Kestrel engine.

Meh. Should have known it from day 1. A constant refrain from her for 10 years of “You’re just going to leave me!” should have been a clue she was going to leave me.

Doom, despair, and agony on me

How are you supposed to get your head down there to snort that line?

Halle Berry does not age either. Holy crap. Do you realize that Jungle Fever was 30 years ago? The woman does. Not. Change.

That photo is making my motion sickness problem kick in, and it isn’t even moving.

That’s a reasonable take on the series, but I still have to wonder why? Why did I sit through gods knows how many hours of television to realize Carrie is garbage? Miranda was the only one that I didn’t want to scream at most of the time, although Samatha at least owned who she was.

We divorced a year or so later, so I’ve got that going for me.  😑

I thought it was a tattoo?

I remember watching this 20-odd years ago with my (then) wife, three or four episodes a night as the DVDs came out from the video store.

An excellent list, but I would include Catherine Zeta-Jones, Salma Hayak, Lucy Lawless, Halle Berry, Minnie Driver, and Lauren Graham, who are all pretty close to my age, and Kate Beckinsale who is about 5 years younger than me.

I’m happy to say that almost all of my celeb crushes are at least more than half my age, and a couple are older. Emma Thompson? A decade older than me and still would.

I suppose I would say it would be better with her natural hair colour, but that’s also an opinion from a guy who hates the bleach blond look on just about anyone. Bettie Page over Marilyn Monroe any day of the week. That’s the worst thing I’ll say about it.

It’s all right man. We all make mistakes.

That too. There’s a big terminal right by where I work most of the time and there are tankers and doubles in and out of there all the time. Most of them are going to service stations, and some of them are only making one or two rounds a day.

<Batman Voice>

I said “garbage human.”  Hence “Kardashian” is redundant.

“Grade A, extra-strength thundercunt” is going into my personal lexicon from this day forward.

It isn’t even that. I for instance haul scrap metal for a little piss-ant company. I could make a lot more money by going to work for a larger company (and have better equipment) but this company allows me a lot of freedom and I’m basically working part time.

He’s full of shit.  Ask me how I know.