Back when I got my CDL 20 odd years ago it was pretty easy. Pass your written, pass your practical, receive your license. Which for me was easy because A) I’m really good at taking tests and knew my business, and B) I’d been around trucks my whole professional life and already knew how to drive a truck. I was…

Sure, but I figure the number is more like 20%.

It is a mystery. I’m calling in the Scooby Gang.

From what I understand that’s unlikely in the extreme, but I have never shared a razor with anyone. Hep A and Hep B are much easier to contract than Hep C.

Good lord you estimate people highly!

I know little about Constantine, and nothing at all about Schitt’s Creek, but I’ll take your word for it.  I don’t pretend to be the first to ever use that joke, but it seems the obvious one and I tried to phrase it cleverly.

Actually the “dumb take” here is yours, because it ignores the very real portion of our society that thinks anyone from an “oppressed minority” is automatically absolved of bad behavior. LGBTQ, African American, Asian, Hispanic, Native, makes not difference.

Thank you.

You can’t hate her “because she’s trans”

Nope.  I have no tattoos.  It’s really a mystery.

In no particular order:

Isn’t it funny how Deadpool remains popular with straight guys even though the character is canonically pan-sexual? Hell, in Deadpool 2 it’s blatant about his interest in Colossus, and there are hints of his interest in Peter and/or Dopinder. NTW? They fight like only siblings or lovers in denial could. (Yeah yeah, I…

That’s what I understand. The show ended before I was born. However The Carol Burnett Show debuted the year I was born, and I grew up watching it because both my Grandmother (maternal) and my Dad liked it and it was one of the few shows they agreed on. They didn’t like each other much when I was little (My…

Thank you for that.

Honestly, before my time.  

Man, I wish I could remember the term for the person who can take a few factual/believable memories and weave them into a fictional narrative.

Washington is little better, but we do have better roads. Generally.

I really really want to adopt a new kitteh, but my lease doesn’t allow them and I really can’t afford the additional expense right now.  Maybe someday.

I sincerely doubt you broke it if you can still walk on it at all, but it’s very important that you get it x-rayed just in case. Ironically it would be better if you had broken it since bones heal much faster than soft tissue like tendons and ligaments. However, if it is a broken bone it’s important to get it set…

I just got the weirdest news from my Doctor yesterday. It turns out I have antibodies for Hepatitis C, although I don’t currently have any signs of the virus in my blood. I had just switched doctors and they did a liver panel, then had me come in for more comprehensive liver tests.