I’m still struggling with mine too. Hang in there.

This is my favorite so far this morning.........

Lol. Maybe this is just me but during DARE when they talked about the effects on the drugs I thought dang that sounds awesome. And then I became a drug addict. Thanks, DARE.

Well we know Session’s plan would be to jail them all. Problem solved!

Really, you should get an award for being able to fold in a joke from 2012 into our current lexicon. Congratulations!

Also I hear their periods attract bears

You know... locker room behavior.

Okay, JFC on several levels to this, but I’d just like to point out that he hit her with a hammer UNTIL THE HAMMER BROKE, then she bit his finger, and THAT was the final straw for him. This story doesn’t really deserve any levity, but I’m gonna make an Erma Bombeck level joke and use this as incontrovertible proof…

I agree with this, for the most part. But at the same time...let’s pretend I own a bakery and my sister’s ex-boyfriend that beat her and put her in the hospital demanded I make his wedding cake....like, can I not refuse to do that? Let’s say a Neo-Nazi wants me to make white power cake and I refuse to bake it....is…

“that officer didn’t have his body camera turned on, and he did not know why. He added that video showing the initial interaction between Bennett and the officer also hadn’t been found yet, either.”

I’ll own the shitty sarcasm, but I feel compelled to respond to some of these replies. The point that I guess I thought people would focus on was the “considered a valid explanation by law enforcement,” not “for law enforcement.” Of course it would be a ridiculous claim. It’s also a claim that has been made probably…

its 2017. adjust your meme’s accordingly civilian

It’s tricky to claim he fit the description of the shooter if there was no shooter.

Yes, it’s starting to seem unlikely that all these body cams just happen to be off when terrible things happen.

He’d like him to answer for being black, obviously.

What is McMahill saying in that last quote? He wants Michael Bennett to tell the police why they detained him?

The fact that they think they’ve won women as prizes is so disgusting. The ultimate MRAs and gamergaters.

I have an honest question for all these people calling Trump a moron or a tool, or whatever they call him.

-It is not Trump’s fault North Korea developed miniaturized nukes.

Neither will equality, but it’s weird how people keep demanding it. It’s as if fighting for the right thing is the right thing to do or something.