I don’t want to be internet crass, so I want to be clear that I am glad the driver is ok.

“Most everywhere I look, I see Helldivers 2 fans parroting lines from the game and acting out missions as real-life military operations. It’s undeniably part of the fun and charm of the game to take it so seriously that it borders on parody”

They are really selling this all wrong. They should have announced lower prices during off peak house. 

That fistfight at the end of MGS4 is one of the best sequences in all of gaming. From the score to the health bars changing to tell the history of the franchise that led us to this moment. Brilliant.

Have you not even attempted to read the article?

The movie may suck something awful, and I don’t know that anybody actually wanted a Madame Web movie, but I pay even less attention to reviews now when so many are “look at me, I’m funny and clever!” attention seeking devices and the usual crowd upset about the rise of female characters in superhero movies, for one…

There seems to be something about professors that makes some of them think that life’s rules don’t apply to them I guess. I know this because I have been in professorial ranks. The department chair didn’t like me and used unethical means to get rid of me. One of the means he tried that didn’t work? He hired an escort…

“The officers had reason to believe Jackson owned/possessed a firearm with a suppressor.”

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

Oreo says that this is the first time it has ever put a hole in one of its cookies.

A game by incels, for incels.

Shipping culture and waifu culture are two sides of the same profoundly toxic coin.

Another man releases a floating dog which explodes in mid-air causing everyone to get small and lost in the fibers of the beautiful carpet.

Germain is the softest reviewer alive. If he thinks it's bad, it must be nigh-unwatchable

TSwift joining a group of nationless soldiers to carry Big Boss’s dream

“Now you can buy our terrible tasting drinks without the alcohol that made them tolerable!”

I still can’t believe they had everyone sit through Anthony Mackie’s uncomfortably painful attempts at being funny only to have the actual winner of the award he was there to present get a FRACTION of the time on screen.

It is when every Saudi character is a terrorist.

How many games are there where you shoot Americans BECAUSE they’re Americans?

It’s probably the least interesting thing about the genre, unless you love Terry Brooks. Only Tolkien could do Tolkien, everything else was just horrible fan fiction. There was fantasy before LotR that had nothing to do with Tolkien, like sword & sorcery and weird fiction, and there’s been fantasy since that has…