It would be better if this costume simply didn’t exist, since its a figure out of Polynesian mythology.

Just say it: poise.

You just knew at some point the world would be taking style cues from Riley Curry

Not nearly to the same extent. Most points go serve-return-finisher. Going to early round tournament matches can be really boring.

Knox is probably not having fun in Toronto, would be my guess, but damn if her boyfriend, the author Christopher Robinson... [...]

Am I the only one who feels women’s tennis is more entertaining than men’s because long rallies happen every match and create a ton more excitement?

Homeless doesn’t mean sleeping on the street. In Florida it means sleeping on a beach, minimum.

I blame Islamic Extremism! Stop immigration from Syria!

Thanks for making me wish it was 2007 all over again: http://deadspin.com/271906/nobody-…

Is the premise of Lena Dunham’s argument that she deserves to be paid attention to?

I actually followed the link to the book on Amazon. It’s currently listed, new, in hardcover, for $1.22 Canadian. That’s $0.95 USD. That’s cheaper than any fire starters I can buy around here.

Goddamn you guys are easy to troll:

(Joaquin Benoit was pitching, brah. That’s the guy hitters put out of work, not outfielders, no matter how spectacularly they fail.)

The ol’ comforting stiff arm. A compassion classic.

This is an extremely narrow sighted comment that ignores how socioeconomic factors impact each of the areas you discuss. Not everyone can be in school; not everyone has the opportunity. Not everyone is treated equally, as opportunity overwhelmingly presents itself to those with wealth and status, both educationally…

How’s Drew’s suicide watch going?

Blair missed that kick.

Kaepernick’s blackness is not relevant to whether he can protest the way black people are treated in the US. Just like my whiteness is not relevant to whether I can critique country music, ballet, and aged cheese.

Don’t measure your kid’s dick. That’s what Penis Inspection Day at school is for.

Miss joke lose rep.