Are you daft? These are the mugshots of two people accused of killing a woman in broad daylight in a major American city. It could just as easily be two skinheads. It could just as easily be two women. It could be Puff the Magic Dragon.

Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life.

Did you just drop “I’ve been reading the site longer than you’ve been the staff opinion writer” as though it’s some sort of trump card to an argument?

Mini-Puig looks like he’d be fun to party with.

Huge Dong Stroked Dang Long

I can’t speak to your experience because I’m a very pale white man.

“Somebody” could be anybody, and anybody is Nick Diaz.

Bayless: “Give it up, Lebron, you’ll never be MJ. He did what you do, but did it first and being the first makes you superior which is why my new show’s takes will be the best takes and please tune in, please.”

Can we get to Detroit already? I need my annual ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER fix.

Why is Samer’s head so small?

Asked for his response, Pete Rose refused to take time away from signing autographs at the Murfreesboro IHOP.

Fah cue, ya pissah!

What's so offensive about a drunken, screaming, sunburnt Pennsylvanian?

And to think Hayne had the natural advantage of always spinning the other way than his defenders expected.

It’s just dull, humourless, and too self-serious. Henry Cavill is a very handsome, very bad actor. He’s boring and has no charisma. Jesse Eisenberg is a very good actor who is terribly miscast and poorly directed. The script is hot steamy garbage where every character is a caricature of an overused trope. It’s…

Pretty sure they’re not Cardinals fans.

Take a bow.

The one city with three major sports teams outside the USA gets routinely hosed by bad officiating in baseball and basketball. Alarmingly so.

Mike McCarthy telling someone to lose weight is like Bobby Knight reminding someone to keep their cool.

In what backwards jurisdiction do you not need to plead the relief sought?