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Hey, I’m also a single person who hasn’t been touched since a massage in February. I’ve also not had sex in two years. These people need to get the fuck over themselves, buy a weighted blanket and jerk off like the rest of us.

I’m quarantining apart from my boyfriend. He lives 3 blocks away and we haven’t broken quarantine.

“We had sex a couple times, and it was fine. I didn’t get off. He kept saying “fucking goddamn you, [name]” while he was fucking me, which I didn’t really understand.”

You seem like a very cool, fun person. 

I was with you until the whole her husband is a dork, it’s not about race or sex shit. Why do white people always want to tell you it is not about race without checking their internalized racism? I was not born in this country and yet I am always checking how casually racism is imbued into every part of our lives.

I fucking LOVE my giant cast iron I got from Cravings at Target. Seriously, I use that damned thing every day and I got it on some wild sale (so, under $20!). I’ve had it for months and months and it is still chugging along great, despite me not properly taking care of any cast iron thing any time. It tolerates my

I usually find Chrissy Tiegen fairly annoying and even in this her “poor me” act was a bit much. But, man, Alison Roman came off so poorly especially in her responses on Twitter.

Lol, Ok. This is a man who has enacted policies that have stripped children away from their families and locked them away in detention centers, someone who is responsible for encouraging the growth of the alt right, Nazis and other hate groups, someone who has done everything in his power to ensure that the poor in

Still disappoiñted about that one. 

I don’t know why these haters are worried about Meghan living rent-free in Tyler Perry’s mansion when she’s already living rent-free in their heads.

That would be nice, but we shouldn’t limit our hopes to just one category of calamity to befall him. That goes for drumpf too, I really want him to die on the toilet. 

It wasn’t EL James’ idea, an early draft of Midnight Sun leaked in 2008, long before 50 Shades was written. 

Or, this topic was trending on Twitter for two days so it’s probably relevant to a lot of people.

I would be very disappointed if they left out the music. It’s one of my favorite Disney musicals and the music is tons of fun. There’s plenty of vanilla Hercules movies around. I’d rather have the epic action and the music.

I would rather be locked in a room with a rabid raccoon than deal with Jeffree Star or James Charles

I see Joshua Jackson has experienced the Russel Wilson phenomenon, wherein an objectively nice person is cheated on (with a far less objectively desirable person) and dumped by their partner only to rebound with an impossibly gorgeous new person and live happily ever after.

Thank you for writing this! Most articles I’ve seen have been “here are some protective styles you can wear at home”, while missing the point that a lot of us have a very minimal understanding of how to do our own hair from years of trauma, stress, and shame. This was really well-written and touched on a lot of issues

A lot of anti-Blackness in the comments here disguised as universalist bullshit. Your failure to even comprehend that this article could actually be important to Black folks in ways you can’t understand... I’d expect nothing less.

This made me realize the double slap of the massive unemployment numbers plus bias against natural hair styles during this pandemic. Sadly this is the first article I have seen on any site to broach these concerns.

I happened to open two tabs at the same time: this article, and the open floor plan article. Not one. fucking. comment. on the floor plan article is like OH MY WHITE JESUS, GUYS. WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HAIR WHEN PEOPLE R DYING?