I had a senior portrait taken with my pet shih tzu Gizmo sitting in my lap.

Wow, it's like Lisa Frank got the shits and Miley decided to craft with it.

Is he from a state that starts with "A" and rhymes with "mama jama?"

I live in Christchurch and this station has started to get on my nerves.

He just came to Christchurch doing a stand up tour and he was very funny.

I hope he found the support he needed.

The Touch of Evil!

It looks like she is being slowly devoured by a Tribble.

This brings back memories of my time at the Defense Language Institute, a.k.a the "Desperate Love Institute."

When I became pregnant while serving in the Coast Guard my boss marked me low on my employee review because I was "out pregnant." I worked for three of the six months of the review period and during that time I took the extra initiative to write a policy memo and send it to our Washington headquarters in addition to…

Congnatulations on the fine pun.

Long live the natural fur vest!

That's what I was thinking of -my strange addiction-that episode where the creepy guy would have sex with the cars. At first I was trying to be open minded about it but the fact that he seemed to get off on being seen rubbing one out against someone else's car gave me the heebie jeebies.

My '97 Audi A4 is called the "shit mobile" because it just keeps breaking down and being expensive to repair.

I'm gnat going to argue.

I grew up in the deep South so y'all know I've swallowed some gnats.

I am a militant door holding feminist. I will actually break out into a sprint when I see a man approaching a door so I can lord over him with my superior, estrogen soaked courtesy.

"His arms are making me feel things."

And also, that tie. Are those little cobs of corn?