First The New York Times wondered whether newly hip baby slings were safe. Then, on Wednesday, two brands of baby slings were recalled. But some highly unscientific anecdotal evidence suggests that the baby sling isn't going away so fast.
Everyone was shocked when, last week, In Touch published a cover story about Jesse James' mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. The surprise wasn't that James was having affairs, but that In Touch had gotten the story—and gotten it right.
Heather Cassils is the awesome-looking woman who plays Lady Gaga's prison girlfriend in the "Telephone" video. But she's also a well-known artist in her own right. And she loved making out with Gaga.
The tabs are freaking out that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt looks like a LITTLE BOY; this issue was of such pressing importance that Life & Style put it on the cover.
Eliot Spitzer's once-trusted confidante Lloyd Constantine wrote a book, out next week, about Spitzer's downfall—and Spitzer's none too happy. But it's practically a hallowed tradition to write a tell-all about your famous boss.
"It took me a year and a half to realize that I'm not just going to stumble into a great job," the Brown '07 grad told Newsweek. Did Career Services forget to tell you about the paradigm shift?
The "You're So Vain" guessing has finally ended, much to the chagrin of narcissistic old musician dudes like James Taylor who thought it was about them. And it's... David Geffen?! WTF? (Update: Maybe not!) [The Sun] [Pic: Getty]
A Condé Nast staffer—unclear whether it was an advertising or editorial person—resigned after he or she was accused of stealing "up to five figures" over a year, in a scheme involving petty cash and expense reports. [NY Post]
Failed biology professor/murderer Amy Bishop, who killed her brother in 1986 with a shotgun she was "learning how to use," might not have killed him accidentally—and the Norfolk County district attorney has reopened the case. [Boston Globe]
Ugh, horrible and scary: A man was killed by a falling tree limb in Central Park this afternoon. Nowhere in this city is apparently safe anymore. (Also: first whales, now trees? Is something happening?) [NYT] [Image via CentralPark.com]
Everyone's getting vajazzled! Well, okay, maybe just Jennifer Love Hewitt and some chick who got it done for free and blogged about it. (Slightly NSFW. Also, ew.) But what do dudes think about this latest trend in private part adornment?
The whole Charlie Sheen-Brooke Mueller saga just keeps getting sadder. Now Radar is reporting that Mueller is addicted to crack and has been in rehab more than five times. Question: Who is watching their 11-month-old twin sons these days? [Radar]
This is a list of hopefully fake products that you can purchase for your canine companion. They include a chastity belt, condoms, and "HotDoll: The Sex Toy for Dogs." [11 Points]
Tiger Woods spent 14 minutes this morning apologizing for, it seemed, practically everything he's ever done. He may have just made things worse.
Are you ready for the Most Important Public Apology By a Famous Golfer Of All Time? It starts at 11 and we'll be streaming and live blogging it.
Every day, the Internet enables more people to be narcissists in truly wonderful ways. Now there's a new site called failin.gs where you can learn how your "friends" really feel about you—anonymously! It's like formspring in reverse.
There are a lot of married British ladies over 35 out there who never have sex—and it's their husbands' fault. But it's not just married British ladies with this problem. Women everywhere have a fucking problem.
A Los Angeles-based "production company" is casting for an "obese/overweight toddler" for an afternoon shoot. We hope this is a joke, but we fear it is not.
Alexander McQueen's death has inspired an outpouring of tributes from the fashion world. (Also, thanks to Kate Moss, we learned his real first name.)
Cornell students just received an email from the University Police, warning them about an imminent, and dangerous, threat to their safety: Deadheads. Hey, we'd be nervous too.
