3rd Gear: This is WHY we should let the FREE MARKET regulate itself. Seriously. What could go WRONG if the BELT holding a child safety seat doesn’t automatically lock? Dead kid? Three dead kids? Come on!!1!q Boo-hoo. Cost of compliance. Invisible hand of the FREE MARET will catch those babies BEFORE they hit the seat…

Trump’s trade policy: “That guy’s being such a jerk. I’ll put a stop to it. Watch this! [shoots self in wiener] Haha, I win, suckers!”

#MikePenceShudders

Sorry, but Mike Pence believes square wheel wells are an abomination unto god. It’s the one thing I agree with him on. GM is doomed.

Get the pitchforks. It’s time to bring down Big Milk.

Third Gear: I need tech support. My VW doesn’t have a “Park” setting. It has R-1-2-3-4-5-6 and an e-brake. I don’t see a “Park” setting.

Of corvus it’s a raven.

I so, so, so coveted one of these when I was younger. Then they neutered it in the ‘90s sometime (I think) and it looked totally lame. The X-Terra never recaptured how awesome the “hardbody” Pathfinders were. And those wheels! OMG! So amazing!

Yeah, but faux carbon fiber! I mean, you can’t put a price on that! I vote NP for that alone.

#MikePenceHasAnAneurysm

Ask and ye shall receive:

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

A few years ago I was in Canada. There was some construction with one of those big metal plates covering a chasm trench. Someone either rode or drove over it and it made a loud, gunshot-like sound. I was scared for a moment - fight or flight almost fully kicked in - then remembered I was in Canada and a mass…

Heroin is pretty popular. Let’s legalize that too!

I can’t believe this happened. Texas has super liberal gun laws and Wal-Mart sells guns. This has to be a false flag because otherwise all the good guys with guns would have stopped this immediately.

Though I’m lactose intolerant, I’d take the milk over the lemonade.

1 - You’re right. I said healthcare when I should have said health insurance.

On points 2 and 3, I think Los Supremos would disagree since they said healthcare isn’t subject to the interstate commerce clause. Of course, they’re political AF so they’d probably side with Trump because... whores.

You don’t enjoy the fart or the joke?

Sir, I’ve got Mitsubishi on line one. Something about a Eclipse Cross made for non-CARB states.