OK, but now I’m thinking of the band. Thanks.

And Cousins’ brother is “also a public figure”...how?!

If only there were a famous DeMarcus Brothers who had a troublesome cousin.

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

There will be a bunch of hot takes about how entitled, spoiled, etc. both he and Fournette are, but in reality this decision is best for both parties. Sure, everybody wants to win their bowl, but 2016 is over. It’s more important to get the extra practices to start building towards next year, and this allows the…

“Hey Christian, this is Leonard. Not sure if you decided to play in your bowl game, but if you don’t, could we announce at the same time? Would save me a lot of questions about my character. Thanks!”

The irony is great. Only sport that hates participation trophies, has 40 participation trophies at the end of the season.

Every Ashley Feinberg tweet.

The white woman’s Burton.

stop cyberbullying

2 a.m. as of a few years ago.

Why has no one killed him yet?

Were you really cracking up though?

Are you famous?

It also takes this:

I love boxing, but....

I doubt it.

Thanks.

Kill him and throw his body in the river. Problem solved.