We can seamlessly shift from the talk of how a person of color must be forced to wear prosthetics or a motion-capture rig in order to appear in science fiction to talk about how a white actor is taking over the role without one single hint of irony, I’m sure.

“but that remains far below the 1,000 miles a typical heavy-duty truck can handle on one tank of gas.”

Shades of Aunt Diane

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

Still the best one

Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”

The Safari is an awesome idea. V12, AWD, lifted with air, some skid plates, off-road knobbies. Fantastic. Can’t wait to take it to Starbucks.

Speaking as a kid who grew up in the CD era, that feeling of excitement absolutely existed with CDs. Almost exactly how you describe it.

Speaking as a kid who grew up in the CD era, that feeling of excitement absolutely existed with CDs. Almost exactly…

Excel spreadsheet fill gone wrong.

Police should be using the minimum, safest force required to get a handle on a particular situation.

Right but no dealer that is asking 30k for a car is going to come down to 10k because of inspection results. They are just going to pass on the sale and wait for another buyer who doesn’t know any better, or they will send the car to auction and hope for the best.

If that was about ewoks it would be incredibly cute! “they often stand extremely close to each other when speaking, frequently touching each other.” Ooh, cute little ewoks! What the fuck is up with that “evil eye” shit?

Exactly. Even when your mom is “Carrie Fisher”, to Billie, she’s just mom and that’s not something I would want from my mom on a regular basis. I much prefer my mom’s “weirdest” quirk, which is saying “supposeably” even though she is a well-educated, well-spoken adult.

Yeah especially if it wasn’t just like “oh mom’s a cooky one!”. It was more likely “mom’s high again”.

The Zune was a good product. It’s unfortunate it wasn’t more widely adopted.

I think the impact knocked a few vowels out of his name.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Yeah, it’s not that hard to understand. Here’s this: