Yes! I mean, I totally understand wanting to know if the wild tales your mother told you your whole life are true and you *are* actually the daughter of the (arguably) best-known artist of the 20th century. But that doesn’t mean you should get any of his shit.

Why is it still a thing that if you’re a biological child of somebody, you deserve to inherit something, even if you had no relationship or even met each other? I could understand her mother suing the estate for back child support, but the (potential) daughter should have no claim.

And that’s where I went “well sure, that makes sense.” If it were any other artist, I’d have shrugged off her claims, but this is freakin’ DALI.

Yes!!!! I always wished I had black hair so I could use the blue one and have blue-black hair like Veronica Lodge in my comic books.

cynthia nixon actually surprised me. the only role i had literally ever seen her in was SATC, and it blew my top when i found out she was blonde

Pics Kate?

You better work [the boulevard].

fixed

This terrorist only got 4 years in prison? He wasn’t pulled over by a cop and shot point blank four or five times? Huh.

Esquire or some similar morally bankrupt rag will give him a cover story and moody black and white photos where he “tells his tale” five years on.

I wish every escort and/or patient could wear Go-pros to get good records of this.

Right? Like union workers, cancer survivors, US army vets, and people with debilitating chronic illnesses who would die without healthcare coverage?

I know it would probably be counterproductive, but man I would love to get a whole gang of people and do the same things outside their church on a Sunday morning...

Exactly, what the fuck kind of “liberal special interest friends” can a fucking ironworker have? Does he take his lunch hour to dine with George Soros?

That’s cute. Paul Ryan can barely get in his daily P-90 workout in between all the special interest cock he sucks, but the Wisconsin GOP is pointing fingers.

Right? Ryan’s projecting hard, there, given his own stable of special interest friends.

“Washington and defend his liberal special interest friends.”

7 days? Lol, I never have to buy a suit again!

Follow-up tweets from @ColinKahl