It’s all in the eyes of the beholder. For example, I consider myself a genius, but I’m widely regarded as an idiot in most places.

You’re that guy who sucks ass, right?

I bet you like the sound of scratchy records over crisp digital, high bit rate recordings.

What if I like the look of sharp pixels? Am I some sort of sexual deviant?

And frankly, we deserve to be picked on more. The whole perfect season thing and having Marino makes people forget how bad the last 15 years or so have actually been. We’re talking Bills/Browns levels of ineptitude.

Well, actually, not Jesus ;)

What about when Hillary talked about Michelle Obama’s amazing speech at the DNC convention? Melania shade?

Maybe Parker, but Landry is legit

Um. They never pick on the Fins, except for today, after a big loss.

Yeah, the worst-case scenario is him limping through the season, and killing his long-term career prospects so that the Bills can miss the playoffs at 7-9 instead of 6-10.

Foot fractures, and the foot in general, are very stubborn things. Hopefully he has followed his physical therapy regimen but even then it is not uncommon for patients to develop abnormal walking or running dynamics which can alter stress in the lower extremity/ankle/hindfoot/midfoot and cause tendonous and/or…

I’m not going to say Matt Ryan or Stafford are amazing QBs (or Joe Flacco, etc.), but I’m not sure what choice those teams had. As we have seen, it’s really rough out there if you’re looking for a good QB! Matt Ryan is getting paid like a better Qb than he is, but the chances of the Falcons ditching him and then…

To be fair, Dalton’s strategy was “throw the ball in the general vicinity of Green, and he’ll catch it.”

Dolphins starting QBs since Marino retired in ‘92:

Dude can’t handle any pressure. At all. Then when Miami is down two touchdowns in 4th quarter and the opposing D lets up, he’ll light it up. Yeah, he is ass. He’s a poor man’s Jay Cutler.

Stop it.

How many of these QBs seen as busts are bad because of bad coaching? It’s not a Tebow situation where he physically can’t throw a football.

Sure, but now that we’re all old and have bad backs, it’s a lot harder to sit on the floor 5 feet away from our TVs.

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....