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Come on now, that would create an incredibly dangerous precedent. Victories should only be taken away if an investigation shows a booster bought a recruit lunch at McDonald’s one time.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

Kind of fitting though that the worst game of the season was called by Berman and Dilfer

Just wait till spring 2017...

I think we can all personally blame Trent Dilfer for every instance of child slavery in this country since 2004!

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

“Dabo doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. The world sucks, people are assholes, everyone is out to screw you over, all you can do about it use this all of this fucking bullshit as fuel to drive you to win at least 5 national championships.”

It’s the Battle of Norman’s D all over again

Guess these hackers weren’t the real creme de la Kremlin.

Unfortunately for Simone Biles the liquor laws in this country prohibit her from drinking their Russian tears.

This was a totally pointless exercise on the part of the hackers.

i just tested positive for isthatol.

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

Yeah it’s complicated, seems like it would be a lot easier for people to just be “not colorblind.”

Other teams that will wear white include the Browns

Update: lol.