You know huh?

Miami Dolphins players Arian Foster, Jelani Jenkins, Kenny Stills, and Michael Thomas all kneeled

It was fine, and you ruined it.

Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

I think Robinson is the assistant. The magician is the guy who sawed him in half.

I know it seems like the Seahawks aren’t really saying anything but, like, they’re saying nothing together.

That Marine didn’t even take off his hat!

Unbelievable - a 9/11 conspiracy theory.

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

Don’t dress like a slut. You’re playing Baylor for Christ's sake.

You were in the goddamn Slack in which I clearly laid out that I have never listened to Phish in my life you troll.

Yes.

You know how you should have two drinks at a party? You should have four.

Because we, the blog overlords, force you to read things you don’t want to. These are the rules.

if the Daily Show has taught me anything it’s that replacing a middle-aged man with someone named Trevor is going to be a disaster.

Let’s all take a moment to marvel at the fact that Venus Williams won the tournament that year, and made it to the 4th round this year.

The Mets have ridden Tebow’s winning aura since his signing in August and now sit poised to dethrone the vaunted Cubs in tonight’s Game 7 of the NLCS.

— The New York Times, October 2016

That really sucks man. I'd tell you to follow your dreams, but you should probably just ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Tebow’s already at work.