I think the creepiest thing of all is that Goofy and Pluto can exist in the same universe and no one but me seems to give a sht. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? WHAT IS GOOFY?

Didn't we already learn this from Yogi and Boo Boo? Why the fk does someone need to hook up torture devices to learn that Bears wreck shit when they wanna eat? Just watch cartoons!

As much as I'd like to agree with you - Motorcycles are designed to safely operate on streets while guns aren't designed to safely operate pointed at your face. Though I get your sentiment - the analogy is pretty shoddy. As a matter of fact, all analogies involving gun use or hitler should probably be banned from…

Cause you'd kill yourself a hell of a lot faster? Sorry - I'm scared to death of motorcycles. Conceptually, I'd love an early 70s bmw toaster as a daily driver but my balls aren't big enough to attempt it.

This helicopter seems very....'enthused'

This dude doesn't seem to have a problem with any mental faculties. He seems to know exactly what he's doing.

Why is no one asking wtf a 70cm long EARTHWORM is doing existing in the first place? I mean that's almost 2.5 feet long people. An earth worm. Also - I'm not watching this.

That's Eddie George. I'm serious.

I was laughing at this when I noticed that the damn thing does have a cupholder. Only problem is that it only holds one can - and if I'm sitting on a paddleboard, I'll need at least room for a six pack

For us english only speakers, that video is about 20 seconds too long. Seeing as how this is Russia, I kept waiting for someone to jump on the hood or a meteor to fall out of the sky or at least someone to throw rocks at the SUV.

Sorry dude - you lost me at Chicago machine. When you turned it political it just invalidated everything you wrote here in my mind and I was on your side too. Now, I'm just gonna go watch 3 hours of old bionic woman episodes on Amazon Instant Video and then re-up my Prime membership...just because.

I don't know what's worse. Chris Rock's half-hearted catch or that Johnny Manziel is sitting right behind him taking the day off training camp.

Of course, I could be wrong - all white people all look alike to me.

Upon repeated viewing when the movie finally appeared on HBO in the early 80s, and as an adult, I think a strength of the movie is that many things weren't explained and the viewer has to discover many things. In good movies, this discovery leads to greater enjoyment and ownership of the story. The Dune movie was…

reasons: advancements in material science that improve performance, advancements in manufacturing techniques that drive costs way down, advancements in technology that allow new in helmet functionality.

Ha! As you know I was completely joking - and hey - I'm 6'3 and can't jump up to a curb without sweating so I feel you.

You're right! He has a 17", top of the shin vertical. My bad. Of course, if we scaled Spud Webb up to 7 feet he'd probably be able to over the basket.

Apparently Indian men can't jump. Nearly zero ups.

He all like - who let big ass giant play?

This is a picture of a a ram 2500 HD rollin' coal on a dude standing in front of his type 57 wearing a seersucker suit

thank you!