I never touched any other GoW game, and loved this one.  Afterwards I learned I had missed some references but I didn’t care.

Wait, I don’t have to use a custom config.sys to use the memory above 640k? That’ll make it easier, for sure.

OK, I’m sure you’re taking good precautions, but especially with omicron, be careful about falling into “anyone who gets it is an idiot who didn’t do the things I do.”  There’s a fair amount of dumb luck involved, too.

Star Wars on Disney+ on FX on Hulu.

A joke about slow chases, no. But a meta-joke about chases through Middle Eastern or African locales, including a final “fruit cart” bit? Yes.

When you get a Tivo it asks if you want to give it a name, and one of the suggestions is “Man Cave”.

Mostly, although I think “don’t wedge your sofa at an angle between two walls that are closer together than the length of that sofa” is pretty good advice.  

Remember: the person behind you has no idea you interrupted a pay-it-forward.

It’s next-gen “I don’t even have a TV” stuff. (Also, it’s both too bitter and overloaded with sugar.)

How TF is a 99-year-old woman just now getting the booster?

To add to this: many conservatives (and not only them!) believe that the right to raise their children to believe in their own religion is a key human right.

Well...now maybe I’ll check it out.

That doesn’t make sense to me...you have to pay for the license for the IP, and I see no reason to believe that writers earn less per script for adaptations.

I’m having trouble getting the timeline right, but it sounds like Google sent them into a road where nobody had moved for hours. Shouldn’t Google/Waze have noticed that, from the data from the other drivers?

It’s a “diplomatic boycott”; all the athletes will be there. 

So you’re saying you have a half-massed penis?

Yeah, I read that and thought “I’ll laugh but a bet a fair number of readers won’t get the tone he’s going for”.

I was going to say “Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the second film in that trilogy, too” — but then I looked it up and it’s actually Rise of, Dawn of, and War for. Which is also dumb! It rises before its dawn? I mean, ok, you can get up before dawn if you want, but it seems like the other way makes more sense.

My favorite part is the “Load more slideshows” button at the end.  For those who specifically love them, I guess.

The studio is Warner Brothers, so “they’ve got nothing else” doesn’t seem right.  Having said that, they don’t hate more billions of possible dollars, no.