I feel a distant memory that The Flash, certainly in comics, was once about something other than never-ending multiple timeline fuckups.

I just rented this ($1 promo rate, thanks Xfinity) -- months later obviously -- and there was absolutely one Venom line that Hardy reacts to where I thought “I wonder if Hardy even knew what Venom just said when he filmed this”.

If you actually want to read the list, here, it’s not like the article could have linked to a version of it or anything:

If history is any guide, it’s going to be made with an attitude of “we don’t care in the least if anybody besides us thinks this is funny”, which is a high-risk/high-reward strategy.  Let us all pray together.

If there isn’t a fan theory that Peter Pan doesn’t age because he’s a vampire, well, there is now.

“my buddy and i thought it was funny that the alien robot used the same ASL sign for ‘time’ as we do now, which is sort of mimicking pointing to a wristwatch, which is something that would not exist in most of the time periods the movie is set.”

Ironically, all of the actors are still alive.

Kinja has been fucking up links for I think a year now.

It’s worth remembering Black Widow came out during the month or so when Covid cases were tailing off and Delta hadn’t happened yet.

“He formed the First National Band the same year. When that group called it quits in 1972, he then formed The Second National Band.”

Literally came here to see if someone had posted this.  (That whole sentence feels like a reddit-trained AI wrote it , I know.)

Barely on-topic, but: that snack-stick brand “Sensible Portions”? You can buy a huge party-sized bag of them. I laugh.

Kinja runs on AWS, I take it?

“Thawne killed Barry as a child, but it doesn’t really count until midnight when the timeline solidifies?”

AABA, named for the song structure (see also Genesis’ “Abacab”).

In Atlanta, about 6 weeks ago, the Precheck line took longer than the other one.  (My brother and I split up and he got to the gate first.)  However, I indeed didn’t have to take off my shoes, so there’s that.

Sounds like I have until 1/28/22 to figure it all out, and I’ll need it.

I’ll admit to ignorance about the specific of his parents, but I also continue to believe that Steven Fucking Spielberg did not cast the lead in his movie because of the guy’s parents.  That gets you someone noticing you the first time, and absolutely, having an in at first gives you a leg up.  But it doesn’t give you…

To answer the sort-of-rhetorical question, the Peacock timeline shows it at 2:06 (presumably not counting the commercials, which were actually quite minimal on the Peacock mid-tier).

Maybe I’m just an idiot, but this is the first time I actually understood that YouTube has been serving me a trailer for a second Spider-verse movie; the titles are just too similar.