Who the hell is home at 3 pm to feed their kids? Everyone needs at least two jobs these days.

Man, this was a great idea right up until the VP ran their mouth. Let me fix that for ya:

I would pay so, so much for a PS4 remaster. I mean, not as much as it’d cost me to buy a computer or a PS3, but I’d pay a lot.

I would pay so, so much for a PS4 remaster. I mean, not as much as it’d cost me to buy a computer or a PS3, but I’d…

In short: if Anthem doesn’t deliver, this could be the end of Bioware.

Wow, that looks great!

Well, I guess the LA Times is about to get shut down.

Ugh.

Does this count for Jason and Kirk’s predictions?

Hey come on. I think he should go to jail, but it doesn’t mean I have the right to walk up to him on the street and hit him.

Exactly, I think he should be jailed for years, but it doesn’t give me the right to walk up to him and hit him.

Hey, I think the fucker should go to jail. But it doesn’t give me the right to walk up to him in public and slap him.

I’m pretty sure assaulting people in public, unprovoked, is still bad.

Oh please, let this be coming soon

A Portal 1 & 2 remastered for current-gen and Switch would be very welcome.

God I hope he dies. Just keel over and fucking die, you sack of shit.

That’s a Netflix show waiting to happen. “Chameleon.”

This, and in fact almost every news article nowadays, should just be titled “Look at this Fucking Dickhead.”

Burn them all down.