Gotta get that pro, tho.

Gotta get that pro, tho.

He’s no president, he’s just the asshole currently in charge. He is a white supremacist. He is a bigot. He is a fucking monster.

Right here. This.

Tents are starting to be outlawed at beaches (see Daytona Beach, FL). Only a matter of time before the laws make their way up here.

The mattress is also infused with green tea extract and castor natural seed oil to “naturally retard odor & bacteria.”

The mattress is also infused with green tea extract and castor natural seed oil to “naturally retard odor &…

There’s an alarming difference between your first paragraph and your second. It’s almost like two different people wrote this.

Aww, Martha seems like a sweetheart.

#yesitdoes

How does this compare to the current deals with the Amazon Visa?

I appreciate the advice, but this just doesn’t work. My brain says, “Yeah you try not to think about it. Good luck with that.”

We don’t know how many games will be available, or how often they’ll be added (or taken away). 

I’d really been hoping for 4 player co-op, but 2 and co op through the whole game is a nice first step.

heh. burn, motherfucker.

This just breaks my heart.

Man, that is some intro though. Good emotional tugging right there at the beginning, well done.

Starred for “blast their shorts.”

Wait, THAT’S Kelly Clarkson? She looks like she... (cough), nevermind.

This is my favorite thing of the day. I laughed out loud, for real, and then posted this everywhere I could think of. Thank you.

I could just copy and paste the same comment every day.

At 5 pm. because he refuses to work more than 9-5.