Those signs were written in the bronian language. They actually translate into English to read as follows;
DonaFulana
donafulana
The Old Gregg reference? Yaaaassssss
This is a great article. But I wish you had shared your “good scientific evidence” that epidurals increase the risk for c-section. The current state of scientific knowledge says that there is no increased risk (there are other risks to an epidural, but increased risk of caesarean is not one of them). Perpetuating this…
One of my BFFs got an engagement puppy instead of a ring. I am so happy I was there when another friend was like “but the dog will die eventually! That’s stupid!” She answered “yes, the dog will probably die. And when he does, we’ll go down to city hall and file for divorce the next day. I’ll text you.”
Do I have the guy for you! He’s broke, American, and hates commitment of any kind!!
I am Mexican. I for random reasons have documents. But I have many relatives and friends who are EXACTLY like me in every possible measure but have no documents. I do not consider myself any different from an undocumented Mexican but I can and will vote and I will make sure that me and my kids NEVER forget this. For…
It varies by state, but most places view the engagement ring as a gift that the receiver gets to keep no matter what happens after they’ve accepted it. So, no the engagement ring and wedding bands don’t count as communal property. But again, check your state’s laws/talk to your divorce attorney.
I live in Las Vegas. Sadly, I downloaded our bank account from since we moved here, and we’ve spent around $15K eating out in the last year. M Life (MGM’s rewards program) bumped our status because we spend so much money on food. It’s a bad place to live as a foodie.
I read this with my heart in my throat hoping that you and the baby both came through okay. I’m so glad you did. No judgment at all. Your body, you made the choice that was best for you on the advice of your doctor. I think I’d have done way worse than heroin to escape what you were facing, and I’d have done it with…
That’s actually a great name. They could call her Hog for short.
1 Entemanns 31:66-7. “For this yellow cake is my body, and this strawberry filling is my blood, which confirm the covenant between God and his people. Except for people like Peter’s bachelor uncle, and that woman who lives next to Paul and teaches boxing; I think we all know the sort of people I mean.”
When my baby began to die during my labor, within seven minutes of the fetal monitor indicating her distress, he had me stretched out on an operating table and delivered of a healthy newborn. Still, my friends kept talking about their beautiful experiences in birthing centers, in pools in their own living rooms, the…
This is incredibly moving. It may have taken six years, but this week I got the POTUS I voted for. Love him & his Out of Fucks to Give 2015 tour.
Consider it a tiny consolation prize!
Who lets their kid spend time with this garbage human?
It’s an interesting philosophical question but as a practical reality you’re about 50 years too late and thousands of miles away from Kenya.
Yeah yeah. It’s cool they won their case and all. But more importantly, I want to do FILTH with Adam Horovitz.
