You know, since I am a Wisconsinite and I thought I had pretty much had my house practically hermetically sealed in anticipation of this past polar vortex I thought I had all my bases covered. I will hit up my landlord and see if he will send out someone to look into sealing it up tighter than I did, but since dude…

I have had the same feeling of anxiety for hours afterward because of multiple encounters with bats that seem to miraculously seem to appear in my house, and by the gods I have sworn that I have sealed every nook and cranny though adorable yet disease-prone creatures could get in. 

“Welcome to Woo-Dini’s! Can I start you off with with some Hoe-Tini’s?”

You forgot the seminal “Taint Your Wagons” and “Taint Misbehavin’.”

One thing I love about the digital era is that any curiosity can be nigh-instantly satisfied with minimum effort. Just the other day I was wondering to myself about the lead insertion process of pencils while I was at work, and here is the answer in glorious high definition!

Unrelated note: I dig the lights in your profile pic, sir.

Back in the days of “SOCOM: Navy Seals” on PS2 I created a profile by the name of “Grampy Death” and posed as a senior citizen who was borrowing his grandson’s console to beat the boredom of being cooped up in a nursing home for giggles.

Every time I sit next to a campfire this line pops into my head: 

To quote Dave The Lighting Guy from Orgasmo, “That’s some hot shit right there.”

This one is also another beautiful track...

I was lucky enough to see The Frogs play live at the Der Rathskeller Student Union of The University of Wisconsin in Madison around the turn of the century. Jimmy and Dennis were working the merch booth before the show and I dropped about $200 on unreleased music and their “Toy Porno” movie they had for sale.…

A birthday boy salute. 21 candles up in flames. And one of them is my fist.

Hot Cock Annie? Here she comes. Nobody cares about her.

Jacob’s Dumbwaiter 

Damn. That is pretty vexing. Thank you kindly for the info though! It is most appreciated! :)

Weird. You would think it would be annoying as heck for site editors to follow every single commenter who wants to post something in the comments section. I would rather not have to bother the fine folks who write for these sites. Would I have to have writers from each site (Io9, AVC, Kotaku, etc.) follow me then, or…

Right on! So it all has something to do with who is following you on these sites then?

That’s a very good question, Yummsh! I really have no clue why I get greyed out on the regular. I play nice and respectable with the other kids on these sites, but my posts & replies always seem to take a long time to get out of the greys. I guess I got kinja’d or something.

The real threat is and always will be 30-50 feral hogs.