Look up Stephanie Lange on YouTube. She does a TON on this.

This is why you are our president here.

SSAAAMMMEEEE AAAAHHHHHHH

That’s really good!!!

God, that is awful. Is there a way to help out? A donation site or something? Not assuming they need money, but just something to, I dunno, counteract this fucker?

YES THANK YOU

LOLOLOLOLOLOL please go back in time with me to my private Catholic school with a bunch of rich as fuck white kids and see how fucking quiet and respectful they were. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Same here.

Flares with a bedazzled ass, you mean.

Same. My pulse is racing a little at the thought of it. This guy is a dick.

This is my issue with the Sephora stuff mentioned here! Maybe some lips do better than others? Do I eat too much grease?? I don’t know what to do to make that stop, but I hate it.

Amen to this. I have this formula in a deep purpley color and my issue is it starts to fade from the middle out. So after like 2 hours, I look like I’ve chewed half of it off but if I reapply, it’s heinous. I’m loving Urban Decay’s matte lipstick (in Bad Blood, OMG thank you Taylor Swift) as a long-ish wearing matte…

It’s the greatest/most horrifying book ever written. I reread it about every five years, and it scares me how much closer it is looking to reality. I mean, that’s hyperbolic, but not really.

ME TOO

I’m guessing his plan was you would immediately disrobe and jump him. I honestly have no idea and probably would’ve laughed the whole time.

We woulda been together in the corner, being all Lucille.

“... and confirm in my mind that a white man who is eager to play his guitar in public belongs in one of the deepest circles of Hell.”

Victoria Secret’s did (does?) that, too. I mean, I guess I get it with underwear, but you could walk in, buy a bra, walk out, realize you got the wrong size, walk BACK in and we’d have to trash it. It always made me sick to do that.

HOW DOES THAT WORK??? I have never EVER understood what you are supposed to do with that.

There are no babies in my office. Yet there is almost constant noise. People coughing, laughing, talking outside my door. The microwave beeps, phones ring, the printer goes off. Some people have their radio on. Others are dealing with customers. Do you work in total silence?