How about a man less powerful, a man equally powerful, oh, and sure, a man more powerful.

Raise your hand if a man more powerful than you has groped you.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

I dunno, look at the lady to our right. The lamb definitely told a hilarious joke like:

“What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? Candy Baa!”

or:

“How do Spanish Sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidid!”

or:

“Where did I get my haircut? Down at the baa-baa shop!”

They are living their best lives in this photo and…

English farmer Maud Lee and her daughter Pat enjoying tea with their lamb Betty in 1949

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

No. I live in NC. I did as well.

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

Leave the mental qualities of much of the flying public out of this. They aren’t nuts. They are just the other half that balances ‘above average.’

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

Yeah, well I didn’t live 33 fucking years to see Trump become president either.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

I’m more concerned that Disney has turned the Beast into Krampus.

So much for that.

Hmm. Looks like airport security just didn’t have ... the guts.

Dusty Rose is a far, far, better name than French Montana, which sounds like territory ceded in some sort of ugly pre-revolutionary war battle.

Did anybody else read the headline and think to self “That sounds exactly like something Hugh Grant would say” …?