Sounds like I could use this on that pesky dragon...

Have to confess, I didn’t get it at first.

Hopefully the EU will negotiate exit terms that include no more soul-crushing Stark family killings, along with suitably grisly deaths for the remaining “bad guys” (watch your backs, Circe, Walder Frey, and High Sparrow!)

I dunno, what else would GM call a mid-engine sports car?

They were bound to find bugs in the new lens

I stopped buying these after the second one died on me. I expect mice to last longer than 18 months, and newer, cheaper models come pretty close to replicating the free scroll, which was my favorite feature by far.

I stopped buying these after the second one died on me. I expect mice to last longer than 18 months, and newer,…

Um, you should never pay full price for anything?

Um, you should never pay full price for anything?

They would probably dominate the NBA and NFL.

Thanks a lot. Now it’s only Thursday and I’ve got the Game of Thrones theme stuck in my head...

Nothing like unscripted antagonism among the cast to ruin a show

So it took you guys 25 hours to watch a 24 hour race, huh?

I think you have to present him with a piece of clothing, then he can leave

Why would the Grape of the Night make you giggle?

Seriously, it’s a shift lever

As a kid, being allergic to chocolate meant that I got to try all the different varieties of carob substitutes. I kind of miss it sometimes.

Wow, really? What news have you heard? Have you seen them? I live in L.A. so I haven’t seen them since Time Warner Cable took them as hostages to bad cable service

So “Par” has a mixed background, right? In golf, par is the number of strokes allowed, so below par is better. In finance, the par value of a security is the nominal value at which the security is issued. So sub-par means the stock or bond is trading below stated value.

That’s cold, man.

“People don’t want their heroes deconstructed”

“we’re a tech company not a transportation company”