It’s a good device, when used properly. I got mine in 1992 and haven’t looked back. Prior to that I used scissors and comb. I started cutting my own in the military (late 70's) so I could wear it long after-hours, but grease it and comb it up, to show my white-walls for regulations.

I hope it is properly named “Landie McLanderface”.

When stuff like this happens, I’m embarrassed for Michigan. Please realize that a loosely “organized” SMALL group of extremists do not represent the will of all the people of the state of Michigan. Fuck Trump!

Trump is the deepest fake of a human being, ever.

Thanks for stirring the pot, asshole! Use some of your billions to get us readily available tests and maybe that can happen. Until then, STFU!

Hey Shit Head! When are the rest of us going to have readily available tests?

What? No Hasperat? I mean a nice, strong Hasperat. The kind that will make your eyes water.

They will regret that decision when Wave 2 comes. #Covid19TheSequel

Can we just give all these militant, testosterone charged “gentlemen” a vast unused area in the United States, and build them their very own Thunderdome in which to take out their aggressions? Then maybe they’ll leave the rest of CIVILization alone.

Words are hard.

Trump: “You can’t hold me responsible for anything I say. I’m not a President, I just play one on TV.”

You are absolutely right. I was hoping my jest would not be taken seriously by anyone. The healthcare workers are at the greatest risk if this thing balloons out of control, caused by irresponsible actions of irresponsible people. Folks need a refresher on the 1918 flu and the devastation caused by “returning to…

You know what... At this point, sure, open EVERYTHING back up. Those that choose to go out can self-destruct, while us sane individuals will sit home & wait for the smoke to clear. I’m tired of hearing that THIS or THAT is more important than living. “Ladies and Gentlemen... Now batting, Corona Virus. On-deck, Charles…

Museum Curator: “Turn those lights down. The wax figure is melting.”

“Clean Coal” only causes “Healthy Cancer”.

If they are THAT conservative, why are they showing their ankles at all?

“Let’s plan for...” disaster X, said the Scientist. “I’ll worry about it when it happens” said Mankind, just before its extinction.

Thinking the same thing... not rechargeable. Part of the problem, not the solution. Pass.

Thinking the same thing... not rechargeable. Part of the problem, not the solution. Pass.

Trump puppet. Most likely Trump set him straight after he inadvertently told the truth last week.

Well, shit yeah! Check out those graphics... printed on the outside of the case. Where did I put my Bitcoin wallet?