I think Boris Johnson has some incredibly important information regarding leadership during the coronavirus crisis. Trump needs an immediate one-on-one with him for the exchange of... information.

Roku broke my device with a forced firmware upgrade years ago. Support didn’t care, and there was no way to downgrade. Threw it in the trash & got a Fire stick. Never regretted it.

...excess lead consumption in children can lead to behavioral and learning problems, lower IQ...

Go watch “The Omega Man” with Charlton Heston instead. It’s a bit dated, but an interesting version of the story.

Coronavirus appeared right after Baby Yodas began distribution. Coincidence? Dr. Evil is back in business, baby.

His name is Trump.

The CONMANder-in-Chief will now try to divert that $8.3 billion to build his wall and claim that it will keep out the coronavirus.

Coronavirus = Instant term limits

Ridiculous! It’s no good without a built-in toilet.

Pence will pray, or do nothing because the virus is god’s will.

I hope he is at Ground Zero to supervise this operation.

...so they’re now trying to find a place for it elsewhere in our economy

Here’s the help you requested. 1) Donate the cash, which is burning a hole in your pocket, to charity. 2) Get a life.

An increase from 70MPH to 75MPH on fenced, limited access, interstate highways I can deal with.

They are certain to take over the world, unless they form a two party system.

Sept. 14 1945, exactly 9 months prior to Trump’s birth.

Trump, without any alterations, is the Deepest Fake of a human being that you can get.

You are my guest. I am your host. What do you like to do?

Trump will most likely claim the hacked image is a far greater insult to him than killing Soleimani was to Soleimani.

Cherry picking content for grins... “the man... eventually discharged with an extra course of oral”