"Nintendo needs to find new ways of making money, theyre too old school"

I figure Epic stole God's desktop.

More like "Nintendo fans don't buy bargain basement ports and expect quality from the games they purchase."

Can't wait to see what they say when Watch Dogs comes out on the Wii U 6+ months after the hype has already died and it doesn't sell at all.

Opium was at one point forced onto the Chinese =[

nope... more likely 420 days

I was disappointed as well, but then imagine if Nintendo did decide to finally allow a female Link to star in a game, can you imagine the nerds of the internet crying like little bitches about how they won't be playing the game because "it's changed too much"? Really, the only people that keep Nintendo from…

I just wonder what Ganon's up to...

Oh yes, never miss an opportunity to harp on Nintendo's financials, the company with a huge cash reserve and zero debt. Meanwhile Sony is has been bleeding billions every year for awhile now and is drowning in debt, not a peep about that.

I think we'll see Nintendo working more with Japanese third parties than American or European ones from this point forwards. Remember how EA's 'unprecedented partnership' turned out?

A bad day can excuse you for being an asshole. A bad day cannot excuse you for calling somebody a "faggot nigger" because you're mad. If that's okay when you're mad then obviously the problem stems a bit deeper than a bad day.

Well ice cream is better than cracked eggs.

That's like complaining that RTS are still isometric or platformers are still sidescroller

The point was that the pizza prank is much less dangerous and expensive, not that the prankee would want it. Not that I care for any of this childish garbage but the point of a prank isn't to shower someone with love.

Are you calling out the parents who were playing with their three-year-old daughter instead of sitting inside with their son as he played a game online? That's harsh. If they got the cops called on them, that's on the asshole who couldn't find a better way to get back at their son than swatting them.

Your solution is quite literally the worst I've ever read.

"I'm a staunch feminist and I believe strongly in consent (to the point where I wouldn't even consider having sex with someone who is drunk or under the influence of any kind of mind-altering substance)..."

In your small corner of America or Europe that might be the case. In Asia the reality is very different. You will see people using Vitas on the Tokyo transit network every day for instance.

the current generation of consoles is a fucking joke and the only company with any fucking integrity is nintendo, they're the only ones that stand by their platform, first party titles, and business model. all of the other big dogs are trying to make their consoles into media/streaming devices and it's a fucking sham.…

"I only play Vita games."