One is pronounced like DRE-ssing (Thanksgiving) and the other is pronounced DRES-sing (salad).

Wow, those must have been awfully good renderings that were rocketing from 0-60 with passengers in them after the unveil.

6SE? Is that some secret new iPhone we’re not aware of?

With a 620 mile range? Are you shitting me?

Who gives a shit about the renders?Look at the pictures of it in the flesh if you’re so hung up.  

Interesting that they were able to drive around and do launches and donuts with a video game render.

Do you not know what “former” means? It means something that used to be, but isn’t anymore. I know it can be confusing.

Even though I know you jest, there is no car that has ever been produced with a GTFO badge. Perhaps it’s a reference to GTO badges which have adorned several real cars, but the facts are simply against you on this one.

Is this really what it’s come to? Internet commenters shitting on CEOs for responding honestly and in great detail, when they really should have just phoned it in with a garbage auto-response? That’s preferable? You’re what’s wrong with America.

Saw a BMW with functioning turn signals the other day as well. Figured it was an ironic mod, like when people make Smart monster trucks.

Any actual reasoning behind this comment? Or did you just need to let out some hot air?

If you’re constantly picking your phone up and dropping it off like I do when I’m at work it makes sense.

You are incorrect.

Much of the time in America, when you see a Smart Fortwo zipping around your city, it’s in the blue-and-white livery of Car2Go

It amuses me that SHEEP are willing to pay $1000+ for CRAPple products that can EASILY be hacked into with only $150 worth of supplies and a professional sculptor with an intimate knowledge of the subject’s facial shape and only a week and a half of testing. Hope you don’t live in the city where that kind of thing…

By your use of the term “late model” I’m going to assume you’re at least 50, which aligns perfectly for your distaste for modern automotive designs

It’s mostly that goofy teddy-bears-and-gumdrops front fascia. That and the inevitable comparison to its timeless predecessor. It’s really a wild and crazy car that just happens to have an embarrassingly dumb front end.

Or, in the case of the guy in the header image, maybe it’s because your iPhone is a 5S and you’re holding it upside down.

Or just put in your password?

Yes, of course. Canadians shouldn’t buy this phone because of a software glitch that will be fixed with an update in a week or two. That makes perfect sense!