This is trash even by your standards.

What about his statement seems incorrect to you? Have we not been talking about 3D face mapping for literally decades?

“accessing the Notification Center is now limited to the top left corner of the screen. Helpfully, there’s a big ugly notch in the middle to keep you from opening the wrong menu.”

But 1150 in the hand today is not worth more than the equivalent amount plus extra kickbacks from the carrier 2 years out.

$1300 128GB model? Are you high?  Try doubling that storage and cutting $150 off that price.

They didn’t “reduce the price” or “bring the price back in line”. Did you even read the article? Wait... did you even read the headline???

Incorrect - you have to be looking directly at it. Unless you sleep with your eyes open, that shouldn’t be an issue. And again, if you are really that paranoid, you don’t have to use Face ID in the first place. You can always just use a password.

Unless you routinely are literally holding a handful of fingers (perhaps you work in the medical profession?) I think the number five has very little to do with it.

Why did they go so incredibly bland on the styling this time around? This 4th-gen looks like it could have been the predecessor to the badass-looking 2nd-gen.

HEIF stands for “High Efficiency File Format”, huh? Man, you guys are the best at proofreading.

“I didn’t like that I’d have to pay for the upgrades to my car, so I just stole the whole car off the dealership lot. That’ll show ‘em!”

How many times are you going to write “Pirate’s Bay” before, I dunno, taking 2 seconds to look up that it’s actually Pirate Bay?

Fucking hell, the Andrew Liszewski/Casey Chan spam bot is still peddling this “literally defies the laws of physics!” bullshit? How has Gawker not squished this bug once and for all?

I’m surprised you didn’t come to me for information. My son is a leading expert in bird law.

INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

Who gives a rip?

As an avowed Google Music,

The blue in the butterfly’s wings is a light affect rather than an actual color

Fun fact, you’re also subsidizing the oil companies! Now that’s even quirkier!

*Doug