Long live the king.

You get a massive eyeroll

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

There was a similar hatch concept a few years back that I thought was cool, looks to be from the same design studio. I wanted this thing so bad when i first saw it.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

As LionZoo points out: Tesla’s argument revolves around the fact that current dealer business models would not function with a low maintenance EV. Dealers make little profit off of new car sales. The service of those cars is what butters the bread and this won’t work with a once a year (optional) Tesla.

When i bought my WRX, my salesman’s prime selling point is that this car would get me ladies. I wanted it for its performance and price point. I also test drove the BRZ and again, it was a lady killer mobile and he couldn’t tell me anything about it besides it was definitely faster than the WRX.

Counterpoint: The BMW salesperson told my wife back in 2010 that the 3 series was front wheel drive. He also said all cars are FWD nowadays and that which wheels driving the car was inconsequential. He also said AWD is superfluous. Then he proceeded to sell my wife the clearcoat package, extended service warranty,…

Certainly WADA is a failure for all the reasons you pointed out, but fighting PED’s and cheating in general never really has a defined endpoint where you can declare succes or failure. There will always be new ways to cheat and new ways to prevent them. There will be constant gains and losses both by the cheaters and…

If the logic behind giving up on sports drug-testing is that we are no closer to “clean” competition than we were 30 years ago, then by that same logic we should give up on a host of social issues that still perplex us.

No. When the goal is to create fairness, you never give up. And if perfection is not possible, you…

If he dies, he dies

“[W]aking up vagrants for laughs and putting the videos on the internet” is an incredibly succinct and apt description of Phil Jackson’s approach to the 2016-2017 Knicks’ season.

I dunno, Durant seems like a way better Harrison Barnes. A true big would be nice, too, but this is a pretty good upgrade.

I mean, what you really probably need is a truck, but when your neighbor offers to sell you his 2005 Porche 911 with 30,000 miles on it for $5000, that is what you buy.

Outkast.