The phrase Pony Up Daddy has a different meaning to me.

More like Slaytanists!!!!

lol

I never keep it long enough for that to be an issue.

This one is the best. Apparently no height limit to bases!

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

On the other hand, you’re bloggers who “Spend the Day Ripping Lines From Reddit,” so let’s call it even.

I liken it to the state of our nuclear missile program. The hardware/software is so antiquated, it actually makes it surprisingly secure based on the fact that it’s not connected to anything.

Heh Heh...

And honestly, would you really want to hang out with someone that doesn’t party? Hell no.

Yes, and while on that related note might I add

I know, right? This is a unique chance to create something better than our gross, destructive selves, not saddle an emergent intelligence with the horribleness that keeps most of us from being anywhere near decent.

Got the game last night and played for about 3 hours. A few things right off the bat (PS4 version), it’s super pretty, exploring/crafting is deep enough to be interesting but simple enough to not be a total chore. Getting the ship into orbit for the first time is a really satisfying feeling. My son and I flew to a few…

You haven’t been paying much attention then. People have been binge watching & raving about it since it came out at midnight on the 15th.

I love the use of the word “interesting” here. +1

Also known as Deadpool Syndrome.

Thank you, D:2 The Mighty Ducks.

The controller is....I dunno, kinda okay...I guess.

That console, though, Jesus Christ....that’s got to be the single ugliest special edition console I have ever seen.

Shame.....shame.....shame.....shame....