Can't remember what movie it was before, but saw the trailer for both this and the actual 3rd Purge movie during the same set of previews, which was a pretty weird experience.

Gosh Sickly Sam, I wish you'd leave us alone

Hansel

Sicari1

You could at least look like a successful communist!

This is a good reference that you and you alone thought of just now

You can bust me now / but I won't stop now

I can't imagine the Huntsman one lasts longer than the second movie, so that problem will solve itself.

well then I didn't see that part

I did not know that

It was a dark day back in college when our entire party was felled by the mighty Black Giant Kasdklvjajkwegtakhsdk

They're not just gonna come out and say that it's for grain storage. That's how you get all of your grain stolen!

It's a funny name to say, and it was mildly funny during the sketch itself. Now as to why it went viral to the point where people were making browser plugins to replace every instance of Trump with Drumpf and why some people seemed to believe that they were actually bringing down Trump by saying "Drumpf" a bunch of…

This color ends in Urple

This looks like a job for… HETERO MAAAAAN

Modern day Final Fantasy is like the Ship of Theseus philosophy problem to me. It still says Final Fantasy in the title, but the actual content of the games (plus other spin-off media!) is just fundamentally not at all the same as the SNES and PS1 games that will always be the golden age to me.

Shiva LaBeouf is masterful in his comeback role

"Hurry up, guys. We need to save [SPUNKY LOVE INTEREST TEMPLATE NUMBER 27]"

"So… you're the one who wants to be pretty"

"What do you see, Watson?"
"Why it's just an ordinary meat cleaver!"
"Ah yes, but you see, one of my many hobbies is the study of optometry, and as it turns out, meat cleavers are generally not used in routine eye exams, however they ARE used on occasion to disconnect body parts from other body parts."
"My God!…