brb, going to my memory palace to pull out some memories of episodes before it jumped the shark

It's amazing how pervasive this was in old games. Metroid's might have been even worse.

Huh. I guess all people interviewing Popovich just turn into Sager in my mind.

Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Moneybags. Some of us are stuck riding the Moon Bus

oooh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The video of Sager telling Popovich that Trump won the New Hampshire primary and Pop just shaking his head and walking back to the bench is delightful

Pretty much guarantees that at some point there'll be one of the ultimate cliched exchanges.

Robocop showed up in WCW once

The news has swept him off of his triangular feet

Zach Snyder seems like the sort of guy who'd think Identity Crisis is the perfect Justice League story to adapt. It deals with THE REAL ISSUES.

Body-in-a-woodchipper

Little Wooden Boy spinoff in 2017

"Listen up, Mr. Scott! We're gonna have to slate Doom Patrol for a May 2017 release!"
"No, Cap'n! She's never cleared the screen testing phase!"
"That's a direct order, Mr. Scott!"

"I had no choice. They arrived just before you did." —Billy Dee Williams to Steel Reserve execs

Organs-Fall-Out Boy

Valar dohaeris. All men must serve… for 3-5 hours a week, from the comfort of their own home!

ROBERT DUVALL!

One of the best parts of the James Bonding podcast is when they have a lengthy debate about whether the single most ridiculous moment in the franchise is the Pigeon Double-Take or the "Kananga balloon"

[cautious optimism increases]

In 2017… you will believe… that all of a man's rowdy friends will come over tonight