This is only acceptable if there is also a sequel to Hired! Part 2 at the beginning of it.

Rainier Wolfcastle voice: That's the joke

And yet, according to some in the 50s, it was somehow also a communist conspiracy

♫ Baby we'll ride in my Honda Civic
It… uh… it gets good gas mileage and is fairly reliable
This one time I had to take it into the shop,
but it was still under warranty so it was fine
Yeah, ridin' in my Honda Civic ♫

BAAAARNEY GOOOOGLE

She was the most bonkers part of Boardwalk Empire

Maybe this'll teach those bean-counters upstairs not to slash the magic budget again!

"Dammit, Orc-Cop, you know you can't meddle in Sauron's affairs!"
"Sauron's not above the law!"
"Sauron IS the law in this town!"

"Do we have visual on the suspect in our palantir?"
"Yes, but it's very blurry!"
"Enhance by 200%!"

"You tried to run from Orc-Cop? That wasn't very… BRIGHT of you."

You have no jurisdiction here, Gandalf!

If the One Ring don't fit, you must acquit

You're a loose cannon Orc-Cop! How many times do I have to tell you, you can't just go around clubbing suspects without having hard evidence first!

Christina Hendricks (woman I am extremely attracted to)

Rubio eats Recee's Pieces. Just a loser candy. Very weak candy. Candy for lightweights.

(I have no idea if it does or not, Peoria is just like the official Generic Midwest Suburbia city)

Coming 2017: PEORIA HAS FALLEN

I don't remember a lot about RocknRolla but I think there was something in there about Tom Wilkinson feeding people to lobsters? That's kinda fun in a bonkers sort of way.

Can you make London Has Fallen watchable?

In Black Flag, you can sink the entire British and Spanish navies for the sole purpose of stealing their rum and sugar, but if you accidentally stab a random chicken in town then DESYNCRONIZATION IS IMMINENT THAT CHICKEN HAD A FAMILY