Exboyfriend pulled my favorite book of love poems (E.E. Cummings ftw) off my bookshelf and asked me to show him the ones I liked the most. He interrupted a minute or so into flipping through them together to say we couldn't be together anymore. He explained that a breakup discussion was related to romance so he…
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April Fools Day. I thought it was a joke.
"You say you don't have t time for chats but even when you were apparently having dinner with your parents you were online every 15 minutes.."
I agree wholly with you. They'd be throwing up a shitstorm if this was made about princesses. They don't want to admit the sexism because it would put them on the same level as the people they rip on. And of course they can't even admit to the fact that there is sexism in this post. How about we just stop propitiating…
YOU and WE all know, that had gawker posted an article with a bunch of disney princesses guessing what their vaginas look like along with pretty detailed descriptions (this one's labias hang to the knees kind of trash), you'd be up in arms about the body-shaming and objectifying and the oversexualizing everything, and…
Ah, the beauty of the greys. Where all these comments will stay at the bottom.
Am I missing something....is "stay woke" correct? It sounds so awkward.
What does "Stay Woke" mean?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Seriously, who gives a crap? A few weeks ago I had a really bad first day of heavy bleeding and not-being-able-to-get-out-of-foetal-position cramping so I sent my bf to buy my supplies of pads/tampons and being the planet lover he is, carried the box in his hand instead of wasting a shopping bag for it. He said a…
So, if one is a youngish female journalist, and one wants to write about women's stuff, without writing fluff for Cosmo and the like, there are very few outlets. Jezebel is one. And I'm just going to come right out and say it: Mark is taking up a spot.
A quick note on your link about throwing shade on white mujahidas. I don't think that's what that post is saying. I think (and this was my experience in college, in the middle of the SF Bay Area, surrounded by American-born Arab men that my parents wished I would marry), they're saying that these Muslim guys are…
I just got 24. Holy moly.
I'd prefer if we could get pre-pre-engaged.
In the last few months I've been doing mood disorder research, to better understand what the hell happened in my recent relationship. In my amateur diagnosis, I was dealing with someone who was on the autistic spectrum (no clue about meta communication) and was borderline &/or bipolar with big narcissist attributes.…
More importantly, let's talk about what a god this man is that his feet don't even touch the ground.
I agree! If deployed correctly, it could be a really useful tool. Great for settings where you only want to be interrupted by really important things.
I would like to officially ask your comment's father for its hand in marriage.
Blanda Eggenschwiler sounds like what you would say to a server in Germany if you wanted to send back a sub-par omelette.
This is exactly what it's intended for. It untethers you from your phone without putting you at risk of missing important email/phone calls/texts. I have one of those jobs where you're expected to be "on" all the time, so I already ordered one in onyx a month ago, and I'll thank the Judgy Jezzies to STFU about what a…
Hey, at least all of the "too"s are the correct ones. I've seen too many tattoos that say something like "To legit two quit" and shit like that.